Tomorrow, 250,000+ of us take over 16 blocks of SoMa for the 43rd Folsom Street Fair — 11am to 6pm, seven stages, twelve outdoor bars, zero chill. The biggest leather weekend on the planet, and your body is about to file a formal complaint.
Every Folsom veteran knows the ritual: the rush, the headache, the 3am regret. Poppers have been the unofficial sponsor of Folsom since forever. But a growing number of guys are packing something different this year.
Meet the alternative
Uranus Melts are CBD suppositories made for bottoming. Pop one in about 30–45 minutes before go time and let it do its thing. No harsh chemical rush, no pounding head, no wrecked morning-after. Just smooth, relaxed, and ready.
It's the popper alternative for guys who want the whole weekend without the wreckage.
Why it works for Folsom
Folsom isn't a sprint, it's a marathon — fair all day, parties all night. Melts are discreet, pocket-friendly, and you don't need to step anywhere sketchy to use them. Toss the tin in your gear bag and you're set from the gates at 11am to whatever happens after close.
Going? Here's what you need
- Folsom Street Fair 2026 — full event guide
- Official 2026 digital guide with maps and party schedules - Guide
- Event details: hours, location, donation info - Info
Stock up
Folsom's tomorrow — but the next party is always around the corner. Grab Uranus Melts now: 5 melts per pack, $29.99, discreet shipping on every order. Your future self says thanks.